I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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