508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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