I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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