You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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