Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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