No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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