3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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