I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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