I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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