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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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