i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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