I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I had to cum in my sink.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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