My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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