The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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