hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I think people are normalizing furries
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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