better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
