Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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