I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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