Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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