somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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