the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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