He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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