I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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