Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
handjob tips. give me some.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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