if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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