Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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