Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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