in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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