We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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