She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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