Pants 0. Shit 1.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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