Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I am available for nakedness
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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