another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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