You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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