would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
