Pregnant stripper...not hot.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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