Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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