kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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