we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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