u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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