if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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