Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I enjoy the company of your penis
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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