Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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