my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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