he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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