airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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