no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
