glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
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He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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