hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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