I just saw a hot homeless man
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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