my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i drank out of a bidet.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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