Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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