I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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