so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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