The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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