My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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