normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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